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Let’s Have An Open Dialogue About Sexuality That Completely Validates My Point Of View
The inspired, irreplaceable comedic insanity that was Monty Python
patheticsexualaddictions: Listen to that dialogue. Things like: “I love your cock.” “Oh fuck! Fuck You’re deep.” Ask yourself this. Is that something you would want to happen to your wife? Are you sure? Look at my wife’s ass bounce up
You: Honey it’s very important that my boss is happy and has a good time tonight when he comes over. Your Wife: What? I thought you hated him? You always tell me how much of a prick he is and he’s always trying to flirt with me and the girls
Your girlfriend and you were at a party one night. She was dressed in a tiny skirt that would show off her cute butt every time she bent over. As the party was winding down you caught sight of her dancing with this big black man. After they were done
You complain to your older brother that your girlfriend will never let you cum on her face. She says it’s degrading and gross. Your Brother: She doesn’t think that, I bet she would let me do it. You laugh, shake your head, and sarcastically
You stop by your girlfriend’s house one day after school to visit. When you get to her room you see that the jerk who is always bullying you is there whispering in her ear. She is startled when she sees you and takes her hands out from under the
The guy who bullies you every day at school saw your parents dropping you off one day. Your Bully: Holy shit, is that your mom? What a MILF, I would love to shove my cock in that hot slut. You: Hey you can’t say that about my mom! Stay away from
OMIGAWD! You’re, like, totally making my titties all big! What? No! I love it!!! Oh, well I must have been stupid to say something like that! They’re fabulous! They’re all, like, soft and, um, squishy! I love that you can do this. It
“Danny?” “Yea, babe?” “Can I, like, have a soda?” “Heh, sure thing. Which one do you want?” “Ummm… That one!” “You’ve already had that one.” "Really?” “Yep, it made
“Master, did you buy these pretty clothes for me? I love them! Can I wear them to dinner tomorrow night? What? Why aren’t we going to dinner? We made those plans before you were my Master? That’s silly! You never need to impress me!
“So my boobies weren’t always this big? I used to have brown hair?!? Oh my gosh! I, like, don’t even remember that! What?!? There’s no wayyy I used to be an accoun-acc- money lady! I, like, don’t even know how to add properl
“…And this is what I look like when I’m pretending to think!” “Silly girl, why would you want to pretend to think?” “Well, isn’t that, like, what regular girls do?” “Regular is boring. Regular
Huh? Oh, you’re awake. Good. Where am I? That doesn’t matter. Who are you? I am your master. Master? Yes. You like it. I… I do… Oh my god! My boobs- Your tits. My… My tits are so big! They are fantastic. My tits are fantas
“Lookie! Her head’s already empty! See? Didn’t I do well? Now you can fill her head with, like, all that sexy goodness you did for me! God! I can’t wait to have a bimbo-sister to suck and fuck with! Aren’t you …um…
“Teddy! I need your help!” “Cynthia? Is that you?” “Yeppers! I dunno, like what happened, but my hair turned all, like, blonde and long and stuff, my titties grew sooo big, I can’t stop, like, talking like this, and I can’t stop
Now aren’t you glad we went to the carnival instead of the concert? Yea… And why is that? …the bright lights… What about them? They’re… pretty… How do they make you feel? …dizzy… …And?
“Oh my god! You’re, like, so right! It’s so easy being, like, a good bimbo now that I don’t have those pesky smarty thoughts all, like, in my head! Just let it go! I don’t hafta, like, hold it back anymore! I can be the good
“What did you do to me?” “What do you mean?” “I’ve called in sick to work every day since you were last here.” “Why’s that? You don’t seem sick.” “Don’t play coy! Because my body’s changed
“What’s wrong, Carol?” “I can’t believe you did that to me…” “What do you mean? What did I do?” “I don’t kn-n-now.” “So what’s upsetting you?” “You did someth
“Oh baby! I didn’t hear you come in. I know, I’m sorry; I’m cumming like a dirty, slutty whore, but after I watched that sweet video you sent me, I just wanted to get myself ready for your big, fat cock! ”…I can see
tfsplash: “I mean… "I know I was okay with the height of these heels, and I know these stockings are, like, meant to make my legs look fantastic. "I get that the blonde hair is so everyone knows I’m, like, dumb and stuff, and the
“I …ummm… I don’t get it…” “I’m saying that you used to be a respected lawyer.” “Umm… Is a respect–resp– like, that thing you said? Is it, like, someone who likes to fuck
Teehee! I can’t believe you made my boobies even bigger! Gawd, it’s, like, sooo funny what you can do with that beepy thingie! Are you, like, going to make me any sexier? Or can we have sex yet?
Sir? There’s a girl here for an interview. Did you want me to bring her up? Well, no, she didn’t compliment my dress. Did you want me to fix that? Yes, sir. I’ll set up the waiting room. Did you want me to use both the subliminals and
“I can’t believe you made me do that.” *Snicker* “What do you mean?” “Seriously, Tom. I was fine with the fake boobs, I’m more than fine with you using me as a personal sex toy, and the time we fucked in the park
“What are you talking about?”“I told you to put on clothes before coming out! It’s cold!”“Well, I did! See? I found this sexy scarf!”“You need to wear more than that!”“And cover up my hot body?
“Hey honey! I love the new dress you bought me!Well, at first I thought it was too trashy for your company’s …um… function, but after I tried it on I loved it! It’s so slutty! It makes me so horny to think that all those old geezers in you office
“Look, there’s no way that’s a magic remote! I’ve always had flowing, blonde hair, I’ve always had massive tits, and everyone knows that you have to dress to impress to make it in this world. What are you going to say next? That I’ve never
Can you tell now? Don’t my boobs look so much bigger?And my abs! I’ve never had anything close to an hourglass figure before! I swear it’s different!Yea, I guess you never really seen me naked before… Why not? We should definitely fix that!
OH MY GOD! WHO ARE YOU?Shh. Be quiet. Close the door.What? Who are you? Why are you naked on my bed?That doesn’t concern you. Stay where you are and don’t come any closer.Huh? Why can’t I move anymore?Strip for me.Fuck you. I’m not going to -
“I just love that new coffee you bought: it makes my body feel all tingly, and jiggly, and giggly. I’ve been waiting allllll day so I can show you my… appreciation.”
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nic0tine-kisses: Considering this is one of my favourite films I never realised how relevant that dialogue is to my everyday life.
Damn her legs are way too short on the second page. Haha. Gotta fix that Dialogue for this chunk tomorrow.
jacodemon: humoristics: What the- credit i fucking hate how real this is If the dialogue in the first bubble had been “I lost my virginity”, this comic would have taken a much different turn
Y- You’ve been the only one who liked us like this.You’re the only one who told us that we look cute, hot, gorgeous in these outfits and these hairstyles.My sister and I went to school like this because we both really wanted to, but we only
Misato always have the best dialog, one of the best girl or… cougar? hah, not seriously, althought Ritsuko has her charm and all that but idk
Ok but like….. what if pearl was being unnaturally snappy and dismissive about marinas concerns during the splatfest dialogue because she thinks shes holding marina back from pursuing something bigger than off the hook like a solo career. Shes
theyre like,,, married now……. thats pretty much what happened right
drunkonschadenfreude:i love it when video games give me meaningful dialogue choices that are going to influence the story
pwcsponson: Gettin’ there… Gotta get that dialogue!
mewtwo365: Edgeworth’s super-lawyer-power is logic, which means unfortunately for him no one else has that… Dialogue is taken from an episode of Powerpuff Girls (I’m not sure what episode though, I just saw screencaps of it haha!) I hope you find
“I don’t need you to take care of me,” Will said, because he was nothing if not a master of self-denial. “You do you not allow yourself the things that you want,” Hannibal replied, deftly picking apart his terse answer. “With the argument
boromirs: and another thing, i’m totally amazed by how readily people dismiss the dialogue between tauriel and kili in mirkwood as just being “romance”? like, i think an incredibly important aspect of kili’s character is revealed in his conversation
shukurotsukishimas:The worse fanfiction is the kind where they fit random japanese words in the dialogue
longislandcuck: myhwf617727: wifeslave: patheticsexualaddictions: Listen to that dialogue. Things like: “I love your cock.” “Oh fuck! Fuck You’re deep.” Ask yourself this. Is that something you would want to happen to your wife? Are you
yakuza-trash: ToriBeni “Admit it, you enjoyed it baby bird.” “Shut up! Leave me alone!” “Aww, and after you were chirping so sweetly to me… what were you saying? ‘Ah-Ah mmnn! Tori!” “SHUT UP YOU STUPID
sensualhotwife: patheticsexualaddictions: Listen to that dialogue. Things like: “I love your cock.” “Oh fuck! Fuck You’re deep.” Ask yourself this. Is that something you would want to happen to your wife? Are you sure? Look at my wife’s
nhaingen: the moment in slowbeef’s no mercy run where he tries skipping sans’s dialogue is so good…. i love it….
that youtube video of the reporter going crazy after choking on a bug is very similar to what happens to me when I mess up while practicing my dialogue :)
Don’t lie, I know at least half of you can almost hear the music start when she opens her eyes! Also…I didn’t know they censored the whole dialogue between them at the end of the first season. Or that they didn’t show the last
(Artist: zeroshiki kouichi)Like… Why can’t you and daddy fuck mommy ~together~??(I need a mommy that’ll kiss me like that… btw……)((I mean who doesn’t,..))
